Why the Jews Really Wandered 40 Years in the Desert:
Now I know the real reason why the Jewish people wandered 40 years in the desert after the Exodus from Egypt. They, uh, got lost...until in the 40th year The Lord finally sent them...the new GPS by Ituran, heheh.
Watch Aaron admonishing his brother Moses for 'getting lost,' using the Hebrew slang word התברברנו (transliteration: "heetbarBARnu," or "heedbarBARnu") which is also a play-on-words for the word for desert: מדבר (transliteration: "meedBAR").
A Pesach kasher ve-sameach* to you all!
*Pesach kasher ve-sameach: Hebrew holiday wishes we say before Passover, meaning 'a kosher and happy Passover.'