For a Change of Pace: When was the last time you heard a Lawyer Joke?
Courtesy of my friend Betzalel (at least, I hope he still is!): " These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand. Others will find it easier ." ATTORNEY : Are you sexually active? WITNESS : No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY : What is your date of birth? WITNESS : July 18th. ATTORNEY : What year? WITNESS : Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ! ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? W...