Jewish vs Goyish
Ok, this is not original as I received it in an email from my famous relative, my "sister-in-law's sister-in-law," you know the one. (-and there is absolutely no offense meant to either Jews or non-Jews.) But it's still cute...er, maybe not...so just have a laugh (or cry, whatever!) JEWISH VS GOYISH Judges Are Jewish Juries Are Goyish Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is Jewish Using them is Goyish Ordering family style is Jewish Ordering a la carte is Goyish Cruises are Jewish Walking tours are Goyish Laugh-In was Jewish Hee Haw was Goyish Grabbing lox from the back of the buffet first, is Jewish Grabbing melon from the front is Goyish Bunions are Jewish Flat feet are Goyish Simon Says is Jewish The Hokey Pokey is Goyish " Bewitched " is Jewish " I Dream of Jeannie " is Goyish The Limbo is Jewish Line dancing is Goyish Picking from your mate's plate is Jewish Not wanting even a "little taste" is Goyish Fruitcake is Goyish Fru...