Tikkun Olam

Ok, this is not original as I received it in an email from my famous relative, my "sister-in-law's sister-in-law," you know the one. (-and there is absolutely no offense meant to either Jews or non-Jews.) But it's still cute...er, maybe not...so just have a laugh (or cry, whatever!) JEWISH VS GOYISH Judges Are Jewish Juries Are Goyish Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is Jewish Using them is Goyish Ordering family style is Jewish Ordering a la carte is Goyish Cruises are Jewish Walking tours are Goyish Laugh-In was Jewish Hee Haw was Goyish Grabbing lox from the back of the buffet first, is Jewish Grabbing melon from the front is Goyish Bunions are Jewish Flat feet are Goyish Simon Says is Jewish The Hokey Pokey is Goyish " Bewitched " is Jewish " I Dream of Jeannie " is Goyish The Limbo is Jewish Line dancing is Goyish Picking from your mate's plate is Jewish Not wanting even a "little taste" is Goyish Fruitcake is Goyish Fru...

I had a request from a commenter to post some things other famous Gentiles said about the Jews, so I am posting the really famous one from Mark Twain, which most people I would guess are somewhat familiar with. If you are not, enjoy it, as seen here : If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one quarter of one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world’s list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine and abstruse learning are also very out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world in all ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself a...

My sister-in-law's sister-in-law, who is a wonderful human being (and she's also funny) sent me this in an email. Normally I just delete them, but this got me to thinking-with the indictments and fraud and money laundering going on in certain segments of the Jewish population-that maybe we need to look at the forest as well as cauterize the blighted trees: #1 "The Jew gave us the Outside and the Inside - our outlook and our inner life. We can hardly get up in the morning or cross the street without being Jewish. We dream Jewish dreams and hope Jewish hopes. Most of our best words, in fact - new, adventure, surprise, unique, individual, person, vocation, time, history, future, freedom, progress, spirit, faith, hope, justice - are the gifts of the Jews." -- Thomas Cahill , Irish Author #2 "Some people like the Jews, and some do not. But no thoughtful man can deny the fact that they are, beyond any question, the most formidable and the mos...