Tikkun Olam

My loyal readers (yeah, that means you! ), you know that I sometimes-- well, ok--most of the time--intersperse various and sundry Hebrew words in my posts. Sometimes I translate them, and sometimes not; so here is your big chance to learn Ivrit, free, and online at your convenience--so that you will never be in the dark about those untranslated words again. Here is a sample, but click on the title link to get the full lesson from Uncyclopedia* (Disclaimer: the following is a bit irreverent, has graphic content, and gets even raunchier the further you read; click on title link at your own risk. Blog author NOT responsible for contents. Adults over 18 only. No refunds.): HowTo: Learn Hebrew *From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Goys may not have enough chutzpah to understand Jewish wit. Kvetch about it all you want, but that won't help you understand it. Fill your kepellah with knowledge more suited for you. “Mchh Mchh Mcht, Chht Chht Mchht Hey! you speak fluent Hebrew!...

I wasn't going to, but I finally just had to post this before Shabbat: f ound this first on Meryl's site, then searched out this Rav-musician-guy on the 'net (click on title link for one of his sites.) Seems he knows the whole truth about why we Jews are so loved by the world. With a catchy beat like this, who wouldn't want to get on the bandwagon, right? So, go on now - cook for Shabbat and shtof the floors while listening to this. Me, I'm gonna go bake challah . (thanks, LV!) Shabbat Shalom. For information on the fake* Protocols of Zion, click here.