Tenk Gott is Shabbes
"Yes, mit whom do you vish to speak?"
"Mrs. Goldberg please."
"Mrs. Goyeldberg is gevoren shoppink [Went shopping] to dem supermarket."
"Is Mr. Goldberg there?"
"Oy, dis time of de day? Mister Goyeldberg is voikink."
"Is Thelma at home?"
"In de school is Telma, very clever… a real chuchom [Smart person] "
"How about Harry, is he home ?"
"Herry's in de colletch of medicine . Soon he should be a dokter, kaynahoreh [G_d willing, no evil eye].."
" Ok I see. Tell me then You must be Mrs Goldberg's mother?"
"No, poor Bubbi Goyeldberg is gone, ollivasholom [May she rest in peace].”
"So, then may I ask to whom I am speaking?"
"Dis is Shawana, de shvartze."