Israel's New WMD: Aphrodisiac GUM

Yes, folks, you heard it here first..er..second..er..third: Israel is now under serious scrutiny for surreptitiously distributing it's latest lethal weapon into Gaza in order to corrupt the young: what else, but aphrodisiac gum?

Hamas terrorists are blaming Israel for a new weapon: aphrodisiacs they say are being smuggled into Gaza in order to "corrupt the young."

A Hamas police official said Tuesday that the aphrodisiacs are being introduced into the population through chewing gum and drops.

The issue arose when a man complained that his daughter suffered "dubious side effects" from the chewing gum. Hamas contends the gum, and the drops, are actually "stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings."

Both reportedly caused heightened desire, according to the AFP news agency.

Islam Shahwan said Hamas police have arrested gang members that imported the products, claiming the suspects "admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services."

What will they think of next? There just are no words. . .

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George
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