Ok, Now I've Seen Everything
You know how everyone looks at kos Eliyahu* and wonders if he really is there, you know, in a different dimension, perhaps, invisible--but there. And we all look to the cup, to see if the wine goes down.
Well, ladies and gentlemen - look no further. It is (finally) here: The Elijah Drinks Cup.
Now, I think that's worthy of a Nobel Prize, don't you? Why, it's amazing no one thought of this earlier...
*yiddishe kopf=Jewish head
*kos Eliyahu=Elijah's cup