Convert from Islam to Judaism: Because of Seinfeld - and the Shoes

Muslim davening is short, but you have to do it five times a day (I mean, aren't shacharit, mincha, and maariv enough already?)
In addition, Seinfeld is pretty funny, and he's Jewish. That's got to mean something, right?
And don't forget--only the Kohanim (or wait, is it the Cohanim. . . I'm so confused, this is making me dyslexic) have to remove their shoes.
And Jews dance better, too.

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Laya said…
Ham-dili-dah-ha-ha-ha
10:20 PM
Lady-Light said…
Aunt Laya: A riot, eh?!
5:35 PM
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