I Blog, Therefore I Am ( Descartes, eat your heart out)
a) I am sick with pneumonia and have nothing better to do with my time, and
b) I am [unfortunately] currently unemployed, i.e., I have nothing better to do with my time (!)
I would love to write, but nobody wants to pay me for it.
As a result, "I blog, therefore I am".
Hey, I think I'll post this on my blog!
oh, wait, I just did